Hilarious moments

Hilarious moments 10/6-10/16

Monday 10/6
Ninja drug a pair of my running shorts out of the laundry basket and put them on the dinning room table. Instead of being mad I decided to wear them at practice that day. My cat has skills.

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Found 10 wheat pennies at work and visualized myself hitting the jackpot, became overly excited, stared off into the distance and had to be brought back to reality by a random stranger.

Drank wayyyyyy to much coffee and had issues sleeping.

Tuesday 10/7
Got asked out on a date by a student. I asked him if he needed help with something and he said “yes, I need your name, phone number & to take you out to dinner.” *didn’t even have to flash the wedding band, a simple no I’m 27 worked.

Wednesday 10/8
Got mistaken for a student.

Thursday 10/9
Posted this tweet: Just got a sign up form for the ashenfelter 8k in the mail. Keep dreaming north jersey I won’t be doing that this year. #toofar

And this tweet: T-shirt is too big–Makes me look like I don’t have shorts on. The struggle of being small……

Friday 10/10
I said I was hoping something got delivered at work and my coworker said we had a better chance of Paris Hilton showing up, I agreed. My delivery showed up.

Saturday 10/11
Lots of hilarious things happen at xc meets. Also, stalled a tempo run upon my return from the meet. That was hilarious……

Sunday 10/12
Posted this tweet: I wish I was a cat right now

Changed my sheets and got my warm comforter out and my cats claimed the clean, warm bed as their own.

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Monday 10/13
The lady parked next to me thought I was a student who snuck in the faculty staff lot probably because I had a backpack….she even walked around my car to check and see if I had the proper parking sticker when I walked toward the building.

Got tons of compliments on my one of a kind cardigan. Then I derived great pleasure from telling people it was from a consignment shop in Colorado when they asked where they could get one. I’m not talking about 2-3 compliments I’m talking about 10-20 compliments. Also, took a selfie wearing the cardigan.

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Tuesday 10/14
Ninja was my study buddy

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Wednesday 10/15
Posted this tweet: I’m far from normal…I can’t ever set the microwave for a normal amount of time. It’s always a random time like 1 minute 24 seconds

My coworker said it would downpour when I left work to go to cross country practice. He was right. It stopped raining when we stopped running.

Thursday 10/16
I was that person when your in a training session about pathogens that sneezes.

Took the day off from work but spent equally as much time on campus as I would have if I had actually gone to work….this is hilarious and sad.

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